Kohler just announced its latest and presumably greatest Numi toilet. I say “presumably,” because I will never be privy to a $6000 toilet. I could easily blow six grand on crap, but I’m not going to blow six grand on something for crap.

This is the ultimate piece of high-tech decadence, with Bluetooth streaming, heated seats, and a funky fresh light show for times when your crap is too lengthy for a magazine article. It also has customized bidet features. That basically means that if you like the spray to be akin to a fire hose, but you don’t want to super-soak your houseguests, it can be a private feature.

Check out this awesome spectacle in my write-up on Kohler’s Newest Numi Toilet for Electronic House.