I’m not here to debate the merits of Taylor Swift, the performer. Frankly, I really only know two things about her: 1) She recently did a duet with Stevie Nicks and made her look like a backup singer; and 2) She used to date a dude named Taylor, who is shirtless a lot. Apparently though, I am not supposed to note his lack of shirt, since he is a wee lad and I’m an old lady.

That said, Taylor Swift now has her own guitar. It’s not like the Yo Gabba Gabba Guitar; this is a real musical instrument.

So which odds are better: Having your own guitar or dating someone with the same first name?

Oh, and the sparkly guitar in the picture isn’t the guitar you can buy. Here is the actual guitar: